Southpinellas: TV chef spiced up his past exploits
Jane and I call him “the meathead” because, well look at the guy.
Why in the world would you make up that you were a knight? Did he honestly think that no one would check, that no one from the Royal Office would go, “Uh, we don’t remember doing that?” Did he think that Americans would go, “Well he is English, so I guess he must be a knight?”
Hey at least he gave himself top honors, cause if you’re going to make up being a knight, go for the, “next in the line for the throne,” variety.
Wonder if we’ll see him back next season.
If you choose this mission we’ll go through your resume line by line. You have one hour to prove everything starting now.