Now On Tour: Guy Whitedude

I don’t normal post my chat logs, but this made us laugh so I thought I’d throw it up here…

Sam: good god, how many fucking Mike Elliotts are there

there i just requrested teh add

me: yeah, it’s a pretty standard white guy kinda name

Sam: and i get made fun off….

me: oh dude my name couldn’t be whiter unless it was Guy Whitedude

Sam: dude thats a great beer and or band name

me: see now you’re talking

band name

Sam: oh and that baby throwing shit…thats muslim. i showed my mom.

oh and im so glad i wasn’t born in India, you don’t even want to know what they do to bring babies good luck there.

me: yeah elephant kicking, we went over this yesterday

Sam: haha, after you hear this you kinda hope its elephant kicking.

Sam: so
apparently there are alot of transgender or transvestites in india, and
they basically go town to town and find out who just had a baby…then
they come and play with you newborn which brings it good luck and take
money as a tip…..most of the time ppl are like fuck off, so they end
up flashy their bait and tackel at them till they get some rupees. lol

me: what a great business plan!

man if we ever have to deal with a takeover or anything of that nature, we are so just putting our junk on the table

Sam: lol

could you imagine that shit here, oh look a baby, give me money…No? ok your gunna get tea-bagged now

me: lol

I read that quick and it looked like teabag your mom

Sam: haha

there needs to be a website that we can log a chat like this, kinda of like a short funny skit, but its real

And here we are…